flashback

from the worst wednesday of my life:

Guy - "Why did you tip your drink on the floor?"
Alice - 'Because I hate it!'
Guy - "But you ASKED for gin!"

Aukilagi So Far

Introduced Grape Expectations to the people of Auckland, who were mostly quite disgusted.

Got so drunk I threw my contacts out the window of Logan's car on the way home from town.

Had a til-7pm-the-next-day hangover.

Was two days late to a job interview due to above hangover.

Got the job.

Had the worst hangover of my life on my first day of work.

Kept the job.

Had chocolate crepes made lovingly by Megan.

Got visited by the lovely Haylee Noyes and,

Annihilated the Gardens Hospice Shop,

Swam in Megan's Grandma's pool,

Introduced Hay.leee to Margies.

Recieved over 11 texts in one night with the basic message, "where the hell did you go?"

Almost learnt how to cut onion rings/make kebabs/make burgers.

Tried to get my Auckland friends to sing "I wish that all the ladies.."

Succeeded in getting my Auckland friends to sing Colt 45.

So yeah basically this holiday has been a large hangover with sporadic periods of rowdy drunkeness.

Let's just go out for gelatos...

Should we get cocktails from Monsoon Poon instead?
Yeah, only one though.

Okay.

Drinks are $3 at the Big Kumara tonight.

Oh, should we maybe go and get a couple?

Yeah, let's not go to town though.

Yeah.

Town?

Yeah.

let's only go out ONE night this weekend

chur as.

"i left my drink at 219 or 291 willis st... remind me in the morning"

"i would definitely like to give her a cheeky slap on the bum"

"what would sober you have to say to that, hmm?"

"so we're just going to have a few lazy beers, yeah?"

"half price at the kumara you kumara!"

"don't touch my tail you'll make it dirty"

"i just spent $27 on beer.. i fucking hate beer"

"you're being his wingman? i think he's a bit of a lost cause at the moment bro, give up"

"there's $3000 worth of damages to the room... there's a big chunk of my memory missing and when it came back i didn't really have any jager left"

"do you have colt 45 by afroman?"

-"we only have 'cos i got high..."

"sometimes they call it 'crazy rap' can you check"

"can you play 9-5 dolly parton"

-"think you're in the wrong place mate"

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"are you just sitting there with that textbook so it looks like you're doing work but actually you're watching a movie?"

"yes"

wednesday

today i walked up the uni hill at 10am, reached the top and realised that i had maybe quite possibly i think definitely left my hair straightener on. so i rushed back down the hill to find that i hadn't. & walked up death hill again. we had a nice if not productive study day with lots of snacks and not so many ideas. then i met up with Saraid to go to the Yayoi Kusama exhibition at the gallery which was amazing. and all of her pieces were so TEMPTING to touch or sit on or jump on or run through. they looked really fun and i think it is unfair that we couldn't just touch them a little bit or even just pretend to touch them without getting an death glare from the guards. saraid. we also played a quick game of rate that baby. how could someone so little be able to walk?!?! it is crazy they are so small! and now i really need to wash everything i own, she's a pretty big job. might survive til tomorrow but i probably shouldn't.

friday night

alice - "my face is really fat."
man in town - "your face definitely isn't fat!"
alice - "it so is. i eat all the pies."
man in town - "oh you do not eat all the pies."
megan - "she does! she actually does eat all the pies!"